We’ve also expanded into other important areas … World domination.
Ok…I didn’t really accidentally (or purposely) ingest any sleeping meds (at least I’m pretty sure I haven’t)…but OH MY GOD I can’t stay awake! I’m sitting here holding my head up with my hands and all I can think about is going home and curling up on the couch and falling asleep. How heavenly THAT would be. Even odder, the tiredness just hit me about 20 minutes ago. To the point that attempting to hide under my desk in order to nap is starting to look like a REAL good idea. And I have a pretty big desk…I could totally fit…and I don’t think anyone would really notice. I’m trying to work up the motivation to go running after work. I know I have to do it…I just REALLY don’t want to.
And why is it that the shorter the week is…the LONGER it feels? I swear I keep thinking today is Thursday and I don’t have to come in tomorrow…no…dipshit. Today is WEDNESDAY…you had best show up for work tomorrow if you don’t want to get fired. (Although my current boss is taking a vacation day…so maybe nobody would even notice….)
Um…yeah…I’m super boring again today. I guess my boring days far outnumber my cool or exciting days. Why do you even bother reading this?
Maybe I’ll get some sleep tonight and will be well rested and witty tomorrow. HAHAHA…you can hope 
