spider pig…spider pig…
OK…I am seriously awesome. And by awesome…I mean I am a complete waste of space. Go me.
I set my alarm for the ungodly hour of 6:30 to go run my race (I had to register and all the other fun stuff at the actual race…none of this fun day before registering). Anyways, so my alarm is set, my clothes are all laid out, my power bar is ready to be eaten…and I don’t wake up. In fact…not only do I sleep through the alarm and the race registration…I sleep through the start of the fucking race! Who does that??? Apparently…I do.
As punishment…I have done nothing today. I have managed to leave my apartment for a grand total of 20 minutes…and that was just to go pick up my meds (that I need to start today…which is the ONLY reason I even bothered to get that) and to go pick up a book from the library. I told you I was a waste of space. I’m trying to work up the motivation to clean the front hallway. That’s it. JUST the hallway. It’s not going too well.
Although…Oscar DID just fart and it smells really badly. I’m thinking I may have to get up just to get away from the smell (oh my god what do I feed him…and oh my god do I really think you care???). I also have some clothes still in the washer that should probably be switched soon so that they don’t start to smell or anything. But come on…the hallway. It’s a freaking 4 x 4 foot square. There’s really not that much to even clean up. I have BIG plans for tomorrow…I plan to actually clean the bathroom! (Again…it’s not that bad in there…I really just need to wipe down the counters and the shower…the rest is clean. Again…I feel that I will NOT complete the tasks I have assigned myself). I think I need to hire me a personal motivator…or something.
Because seriously…could I get any lazier if I tried??? (Actually…yes I probably could…maybe I shouldn’t be tempting fate…) Oh well…hope you are all enjoying a lazy weekend.
