That’s it! Go to your room!
Yeah…that quote was about all I could think of right now. I’m too tired to be clever.
Anyways, I sort of redeemed myself for the lack of waking up this morning. I actually went out and ran my OWN 5k this evening. As in…I just went out and ran 3.1 miles and came back home. So…even though I totally failed at group participation…at least I did something. That has to sort of count…right?
AND…as an added bonus…I must have been releasing all sorts of pheromones tonight b/c I got hit on all over the place. First there was the cute little 16 year old (I assume he was 16…he could drive…but looked like he was about 12…so I placed him at 16 haha) trying to pick me up as I was running. I decided to be complimented at this since we all know 16 year old boys can be the meanest things ever.
Then, there was the 40 something year old guy with two kids that was trying to get me to agree to dinner with him. He was kind of cute…but the whole wedding ring tan-line kind of turned me off there…
THEN…there was the dorky guy (I place him anywhere from 20-26) at Barnes and Noble that was wearing an awesome shirt with a big Pi symbol on it. He totally had me with that shirt. Then he told me he was a devout Christian and started going on and on about how finding the LORD saved him. I decided it was time to go home. Do I look like a huge sinner that’s going to hell? Because EVERY freaking Christian is attracted to me and feels the need to SAVE me. I’m not lying. I have complete strangers come up to me ALL THE FUCKING time telling me it’s not too late to be saved. Maybe it’s the cursing…
Anyways, my run was fun even if a bit lonely. I’m releasing all sorts of wild pheromones…so approach at your own risk :-P. And…remember…it’s never too late to get saved!
