I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt… I can’t compete with that stuff.
I’m not a happy camper today. A couple of my girl friends and I had big plans to go out tonight and get our drink on (Seriously…could I sound anymore lame???). Anyways, we were planning to go to the bars on the West End (they’re the “classy” bars in town) and drink a lot of alcohol, maybe do our chin-up training, and meet lots of cute boys (cute boys that actually have jobs and all their own teeth!).
But they all bailed on me! Sigh. Now I think I will be hanging out with the boys on the South Side of town (with all the degenerate bars in the area). The bars we’re going to are always fun for people watching, but not necessarily people MEETING. These are the people that don’t always have their own teeth, and usually can’t be understood when they talk. However, they are mighty good at darts and pool…so I guess it will just be a different type of fun tonight. My new plan for tonight: make fools of anyone attempting to beat me in darts. Except for JW, he’s much better than me. He’ll probably beat me. Bastard.
This is what the average person who goes to these bars drives:
This truck was huge. I couldn’t manage to fit the entire truck into the picture. The best part of all…there were MULTIPLE trucks like this in the parking lot! I asked the one driver if they were for a business and why they all matched. He didn’t know the other drivers with similar trucks. Apparently they are all just very patriotic (nothing wrong with that) and like to waste a lot of money on gas.
Anyways, enjoy the weekend. I plan to have fun tonight, run my LSD tomorrow, and be crazy lazy for the rest of the weekend. (J…enjoy the finger lakes!)
